cadaver cheese

Literally would mean a "cheese like" substance forming on a corpse. However, the term is mostly used to mess with a waitress when ordering food.

Customer: Do you have cadaver cheese?

Waitress: Let me go check...

by Clustmaster P January 10, 2010

cheese wire

thong/g-string

cor this piece of cheese wire is cutting my arse in half.

cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire

by Ems August 5, 2003

cheese smurf

To Bukkake all over someone wearing all blue(whether it be blue paint, clothes or dressed up like smurfette). Usually done in large crowds.

Im gonna cheese smurf all over you tonite you blue bitch!

by The Carr September 6, 2007

death cheese

Cheese that is so mouldy the stench would literally kill you

Guy one: "Fuck that cheese reeks"
Guy two: "Yeah its death cheese in a packet!!"

by Armadillo_Mania August 22, 2006

Fromundo Cheese

(frum-un-do cheese)

Pasty, dense substance found under sack in taint area, leg crack, and seldomly in ass crack. Can most commonly be found after long sweaty days of work and in those who do not bathe regularly.
Smell can be described by one or all of 4 things,
1. Shit
2. Rotten Pussy
3. Carcus
4. Pure Nasty

Fromundo cheese fromundo the doo bag.

by rbl922203 September 25, 2005

Buck Cheese

The act of running naked after losing by 6 cups in the game of beer pong. If the other team has six cups left (during a game of ten cup, or if you suck and lose by 6 in 6 cup) and they sink your last cup you must run naked either around the facility you are drinking in or along an allotted course set by your opponents.

Redemption Rule: if you have one cup left and the opponents sink only one ball you may shoot for redemption, if you sink it you may keep shooting untill you miss or get under 6 cups which at that time means you still lose but you don't run BUCK CHEESE. if you miss a shot before you go under 6, you run buck cheese.

Tim: "If I make this shot you have to run Buck Cheese!"

(crowd gathers)
(Tim Makes The Shot)

Crowd and Tim: "BUCK CHEESE, BUCK CHEESE, BUCK CHEESE!!!!"

by broingloid September 18, 2009

Cheese Expert

Noun: Someone who believes they know everything about cheese, its origins, names, ingredients, etc.

A Cheese Expert could be someone who claims that American Cheese is not real cheese when in fact it is but most modern day versions of it are not.

by drtoucan January 3, 2011