Blacked it up

The so-called art of repairing something in a half-arsed manor, much like black people do because they are so lazy.

Dude: you totally fixed my TV!
Dude 2: no I just blacked it up by using a wire coat hanger as an aerial.

by fredreckless January 11, 2010

Black Berrynoid

A paranoid state resulting from fear that you have called someone inadvertantly due to a blackberry pocket call, resulting in the recipient of the pocket call hearing your entire conversation.

John: "...so I met her at the club and 15 minutes later I fucked her in my wife's car."

Friend: "Nice, your wife won't suspect a thing."

John: "Shhhhh, let me check my berry, make sure I haven't pocket-dialled her. Cool, berry's still on the home screen..."

Friend: "Dude you're black berrynoid. Lock the keypad."

John: So anyway, I don't even know that girls name but I fucked her..."

by izzy1979 January 22, 2011

Rebecca Black

When a song sucks so bad, it is only popular to get made fun of.

Wow that song Friday, IT IS SO REBECCA BLACK!

by Jorge TNB April 11, 2011

BLACK HOLE!!!

A swirling vortex which spews blood and ninja gore when a ninja mikes creating the most obnoxious sound ever. *Origin: N+

"BLACK HOLE!!! count it"

by Araballz January 24, 2009

Black Comrade

A person who helps you excel, but only when they're in your presence. In your absence, they drag you down.

I thought he was a true friend, but it turned out he was just a black comrade.

by hawaii_grunt October 24, 2014

Smokin blacks

Smokin nice fine cigars

Jack: we smokin blacks afta school?
Tyrone: hell yea boy

by Str3etM0nkey October 24, 2016

Black Crack

A can or bottle of Grape soda. Based on the stereotype that African Americans love grape flavored drinks, food, candy etc..

When you go to the store, please pick up a bottle of black crack.

by birdydb June 27, 2018