Shredding Beef

The act of shredding one's vagina.

Joe: Did you go home with that chick last night?

Murr: Oh yeah bro, I was shredding beef all night!

by kevhat September 29, 2014

Beef-Witted

Someone stupid, dumb, or dull. e.g; little sisters

The person who doesn't approve this word is beef-witted.

by Leroop December 15, 2021

beef donut method

shaping ground beef into a donut shape, and then using it to stimulate your partner's penis

"she totally beef donutted me. it's the beef donut method."

by dogloverbutnotinthatway6969 June 19, 2018

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023

Beef jerky

Another way of explaining masterbaution

I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky

by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019

Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.

My girl and I last night did a beef Wellington.

by Z&Ccorpertaion July 29, 2022

Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.

"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!

by RideBigPony August 14, 2023