air bags

Your best friend in a car crash.

The windshield looked sad when it didn't get to meet me. my air bags got in the way...

by dylpiklez August 12, 2007

blue bagged

when you go to buy weed from a guy and he hands u a bag of shit that you cant even tell is weed because its in an opaque blue bag. usualy filled with no buds, bad shake, and shitty regs or very low middies. if u get blue bagged, promptly hand it back and swiftly roundhouse the dealer in the temple, right bi-cuspid, or any vital extremities.

guy one: did u pick up that 1/8th from that sketchy new guy last night.

guy two: nahh son, he blue bagged me and try to sell me a bag of paprika.

guy one: damn...that shit aint even green

by ebey the crime dog February 11, 2009

Goat Bag

Obnoxious/hilarious intruder of the once peaceful scrabble match or an apparatus for toating goats around.

ohh no, the goat bag is here make way for obnoxious scrabble interruption or Hey hand me that goat bag I need my goats.

by goatbag January 13, 2009

t-bag

when one man places his balls on another persons face when they are sleeping/passed out.

Jimmy put his balls on Carters face when he was asleep

by Carter April 13, 2004

whore bag

A bag in which you place a whore and beat them.

"Joe grab the whore bag, we got a whore to beat!"

by Chris-dizzle May 18, 2006

In My Bag

a feeling or an expression. a particular mood that a person is in weather it be happy or sad.

"i'm "In My Bag" right now. i'm not in the mood for nobody's BS!!!

by Ph!llyD!va April 22, 2010

barf bag

noun: 1. a paper bag supplied by airlines in case of air sickness.
2. a person who seems about as attractive as such an item.

1. passenger on airplane-whew, I feel sick to my stomach! I've gotta use the barf bag..........(RALPH).........man, shoulda used dramamine.....(SPEW)................
2. upset citizen-hey, barf bag! Keep yer fucking dog off my lawn and turn down that god-damned radio!!! And get a haircut!!!

by earpuller December 28, 2005