April 13th

HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DATE MEANS.
ONLY, YOU WON'T.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT APRIL 13TH IS WHEN NO ONE GETS THE JOKE.
EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T READ THIS BATSHIT COMIC DOESN'T GET IT.
SO, IT'S SADDENING TO SEE NO ONE MAKING ROOM FOR APRIL 13TH.

TO BE THIS COMIC'S FAN IS A CURSE.
UNTIL YOU STOP READING. THEN YOU'RE CURED.

COULD YOU READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE?
-KARKAT

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, April 13th, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today that people will recognize this date.

by carcIn0GenetIcIst April 14, 2021

April 7th

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day

“it’s april 7th, time for a blowjob”

by maitriannnnnn April 6, 2024

april 4th

international georgenotfound day

wait it’s april 4th? that’s georgenotfound day! 404

by chipchromes April 4, 2022

April 7

Today is a day. Do not forget that today is a day

Friend 1: Today is a day brodie!

Friend 2: Of course I know that its April 7th

by DR1PPY R4TED on xbx April 27, 2023

APRIL 23rd

Spoil the people that were born on this day

Me:can I have some Jordan’s

Mom:no
Me:it’s April 23rd

by anonymous December 11, 2020

April 11

It’s where you shut the fuck up and stop being gross.

“Dude, it’s April 11th!”

“Okay?”
“Shut the fuck up.”

by MasterChiefsMom April 11, 2022

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025