Alabama Train Horn

When someone reaches between a man's legs and tugs his balls down in an aggressive or assault style manner. This causes excruciating pain.

Well, Suzette caught Uncle Daddy with Cousin Jeska again and gave him the Alabama Train Horn. I think he learned his lesson.

by LemmePikachuBoo May 3, 2020

Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.

Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.

by Idrill January 13, 2024

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

Coolidge-level training

An extreme or "advanced" degree of "Silent Cal" tutoring in the art of keepin' yer trap shut and/or using as few words as possible to get your point across. 'Nuff said.

I am so glad that international phoning-rates have been drastically reduced over the past decades... if you were still charged several dollars per word, you'd practically need Coolidge-level training to be able to afford one of those beastly calls!

by QuacksO December 6, 2017

LynchLooch Train

When two men of Italian descent silently pass a girl onto one another, getting a nonstop supply of nudes form said girl while she has no idea. However, the girl says to both men that she is only talking to one of them, revealing to the men that she is indeed a thot fuckin' with multiple dudes at once. The Italian men then add her to a FaceTime call with them in it and expose her, leading her to falsely accuse both of them of rape. During the court case, they're proven not guilty and she looks like a dumbass to all her friends and family.

"What happened at court, bro?" The frat bro asked. "Well, my buddy and I were running the LynchLooch train on this girl and she had no idea, so we won. We exposed her for being a thot."

by AwesomeRacockus15 January 4, 2022

Spanish training

The art of saying you’re going light but then one maxes out resulting in PR or serious injury

Jake is going to do some Spanish training with his friends at jakked. Jake said he’s going to take it light but we all know he’s gonna Spanish train.

by Juan Carlito Rodriguez June 9, 2020

Train Attack

To attack someone or something with the force of a train.

Im gonna train attack that guy. / I’m gonna train attack that shit.

by TheTrainConductor October 1, 2020