potato

A vegetable that is almost as dumb as you .

A homeless man will rape you with a potato...

by SwagPotatoes June 29, 2016

Potato soup

Potato soup the act of ending one's self or someone else

Man I really want a potato soup myself right now

by SleepyPanda94 June 22, 2021

Potato

A soldier who is absolutely useless. When a potato gets too old to be used. Green on the outside and bloody lazy.

Holy crap that soldier is a potato. He’s done nothing all day.

by PTE HAED March 27, 2019

smashing potatoes

Fisting

Smashing potatoes? Thats my kink.

by 1012asdfghjkl May 13, 2016

Potato

A vegetable that is found growing in the ground and is most likely going to be brown and ugly.🥔

Girl: what is that shoved up your ass?
Boy: it’s a potato!
Girl: ...

by GabbyC03 November 2, 2019

Potato

Irish god

Holy Potato

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019

potato

tasty blob from the ground

otherwise known as u

the potato was tasty

by deeznutswastaken October 5, 2021