podcast walk

pretending to go for a run, but actually just listening to podcasts outside

I put on my workout clothes to go running, but ended up only going for a podcast walk listenig to this week's This American Life.

by iamtheword March 26, 2017

WHO'S walking WHOM???

What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.

I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

Walk in Wendy

A woman who comes into a store when it’s about to shut and won’t leave

Oh man three minutes to close and that walk in Wendy is still here

by I am nothing never nothing July 10, 2018

walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 03, 2009

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Walking Taco

The sexual act of defecating on someone’s chest, and topping with semen, vomit and blood. Then having them walk around.

My tinder date was a lucky recipient of a walking taco

by Wiseman!!! October 30, 2019

walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking

thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco

by greenecounty April 24, 2019