busted ass vagina

slang for a girl on her period

Boy: "hey baby you wanna have sex?"

Girl: "I got a busted ass vagina, don't fucking touch me!"

by mysalsa115 October 13, 2010

Hot Monkey Vagina

A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.

Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."

Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.

Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?

Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.

by OscarOtto October 24, 2008

Easy Mac Vagina

The sound that a woman's vagina makes that resembles the sound that occurs when one stirs Easy Mac with a spoon, fork, or other utensil. When a woman has a Easy Mac Vagina, one can assume that she has a dirty vagina.

"Mady really needs to take a shower. She must have an Easy Mac Vagina."

by Emmett Strong December 13, 2008

Vagina beef stew

When u poo in her vagina and eat it out wit a fork on nem

Just had a yummy vagina beef stew

by Capbap October 22, 2019

Vagina Face Cunt!

my best friend's boyfriend bc he wanted to break up with her for no reason.... Also whoever I choose to call! (:

Best Friends's should to be ex boyfriend but isn't unfortunately,, what a waste of time bc he is a vagina face cunt!

by Carpediembitch! May 22, 2011

CRAP FILLED VAGINA

Something to shock and disgust the person you said it to. Say it to a guy, they will die laughing. Say it to a girl... you will never have sex.

stupid guy: *goes for walk* "hi Amy! CRAP FILLED VAGINA!!!"
Amy: "You and your dick are going to die sad and alone.

by A7X forever September 8, 2010

Dusty Vagina Syndrome

The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lake of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer for it. Causes can be :Lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.

Wow that chick has a case of Dusty Vagina Syndrome!!

by Fatty_McButterpants October 16, 2008