A genuine technical term used in advertising, often abreviated to "two c's in a kitchen". This unbeleivably offensive term relates to any advert based around two people discussing something for the purpose of a camera.
The origins of this are based in early washing powder comercials where two people would say something like "Oh, how do you get those whites so bright?". Apparently even in the early days people found it hard to keep a straight face on set.
Now there are several pastiches, including two c's by a washing line, two c's in a bar, in a car, anywhere.
In short, two people discussing something pointlessly and in an artificial or clearly staged manner for the benefit of onlookers, sometimes in irony.
The origins of this are based in early washing powder comercials where two people would say something like "Oh, how do you get those whites so bright?". Apparently even in the early days people found it hard to keep a straight face on set.
Now there are several pastiches, including two c's by a washing line, two c's in a bar, in a car, anywhere.
In short, two people discussing something pointlessly and in an artificial or clearly staged manner for the benefit of onlookers, sometimes in irony.
Dude, I just had to sit through a party political broadcast with a staged interview. It was so totally two c's.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."
by Sal The Man June 03, 2008
When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.
Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!
by dexi August 12, 2010
Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.
Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.
Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.
by Strangebeast January 17, 2009
by bossatron2000153 bousley February 07, 2019
the most disgusting shit ever
its a video showing a girl shitting in a cup and another bitch eats the shit up
its something that you know you shouldn't watch and yet you watch it anyway
and it will hunt u for ever!!
its a video showing a girl shitting in a cup and another bitch eats the shit up
its something that you know you shouldn't watch and yet you watch it anyway
and it will hunt u for ever!!
some guy watching two girls one cup:awwwwwwww fuckkkk wt the hell is thissss
same guy: why am i still watching this shit!!
can't believe i watched the whole thing
same guy: why am i still watching this shit!!
can't believe i watched the whole thing
by lil-MoE January 29, 2009
Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"
Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.
Jonny: Oh....can I smell?
Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.
Jonny: Oh....can I smell?
by dabizz December 04, 2007