While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.
by anonymous March 17, 2023
Get the Malcolms Toemug. A name for a old man named Derek, a paedophile that you should stay away from at all costs. This bloke lurks around Norfolk and he waits for kiddies outside of any school and rapes them in public. He was arrested for child raping, trafficking and was caught doing crack and feeding his basement kids meth
Twinkle toes was raping a kid in his shitty apartment while the army was on the hunt for this fellow. He is that much of a scummy man, the army is sent out for him
by MC_Barry_is_god_420 October 13, 2020
Get the Twinkle toesmug. *noun* | /ˈbʌŋ-kəl tōz/
**1.** A person who walks loud as hell for no reason; their footsteps sound like a whole marching band.
**2.** Someone whose fashion sense is so questionable, it starts at the shoes and gets worse from there.
**3.** A funky old head from the block who always got random wisdom and busted sneakers.
**1.** A person who walks loud as hell for no reason; their footsteps sound like a whole marching band.
**2.** Someone whose fashion sense is so questionable, it starts at the shoes and gets worse from there.
**3.** A funky old head from the block who always got random wisdom and busted sneakers.
**Example 1:**
"Bruh, I knew you was coming up the stairs—yo Bunkle Toes havin' self stomp like you mad at the ground."
**Example 2:**
"Why you got them neon green Crocs with the church socks? You out here lookin' like Bunkle Toes.
"Bruh, I knew you was coming up the stairs—yo Bunkle Toes havin' self stomp like you mad at the ground."
**Example 2:**
"Why you got them neon green Crocs with the church socks? You out here lookin' like Bunkle Toes.
by KingSuede April 23, 2025
Get the Bunkle Toesmug. her short ass in the bathroom for an hour after eating that ice cream, she must be lack toes intolerant
by kailumz8 August 14, 2021
Get the lack toes intolerantmug. by Dommmsiedj November 11, 2022
Get the Toesmug. -person 1 :Yo bro how about that girl
-person 2 : nah bro she got blue toe nails, that means it’s stinks of fish down there
-person 2 : nah bro she got blue toe nails, that means it’s stinks of fish down there
by PatataquiereaNegras August 5, 2024
Get the blue toe Nailsmug. The Toe Goblin is a 《toe goblin 》 that appears when you sleep, as you get told "Gudnoot dont let the toe goblin get you" you will or should quickly look around and see if you can spot them. If not go peacefully to bed ♡~ Bee
by Brookieeeeeee October 22, 2020
Get the Toe Goblinmug.