Hot Topic

A bullshit store that exploits trends by selling shirts depicting pop culture icons, often accompanied by a lame joke or pun.

Person 1: Dude! Look at this epic shirt I got from Hot Topic!

Person 2: I like _________, but that's not funny; it isn't even clever. Why would you spend twenty dollars on that?

Person 1: It is too funny! You just don't get it!

by Lord Monochromicorn June 15, 2012

Hot salt

Synonym for semen or male ejaculate. Also another word for jizz, sperm or cum.

Shoot that hot salt all over these big bits! Give it to me damn it!

by Cowboytickler October 13, 2020

Hot cauldron

A hot cauldron is when a women (voluntarily) let's multiple men cum in her mouth as she gargles and swallows it.

Did you see lisa yesterday, I heard she was a hot cauldron for the party.

by Lé Quack December 30, 2019

Hot Gartner

After you get out of the shower with a chick, bend her over the toilet, start having sex to her, and as your about to cum, shove her head in the toilet and flush it as you blow it all over her back.

I met this freaky bitch at a bar and Hot Gartnered the living shit out of her.

by Jnutz24 May 16, 2010

inverted hot

inverted is hot omg so sexy them bangs wow very hot

"wow guys did you see inverted's fucking hotter than chris evans"
"wow yeah"
"yeah, inverted hot"

by thatuselessbruhmomenter May 18, 2021

hot salsa

When she says don't cum in her mouth and you pull out and Cumin the woman's eyes, on accident.

Steve pulled out of my mouth last night and shot hot salsa in my eyes.

by Jordynsrinkslikeshit September 13, 2018

Hot crock

To kick someone so hard up the ass whilst wearing sandals, that when the foot is removed it is covered in liquid shit.

Sally hot crocked the naked tramp as he bent down to pick up her money

by David Cameron 1973 June 7, 2018