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Purple cock

A slang used in the ultimate fight ''Dragonsong's Reprise (Ultimate)'' in Final Fantasy XIV to represent a run that has a clear potential.
''We got purple cock, this is the clear''
by Daibuu February 19, 2024
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Purple lovin'

A ridiculously strong drink which, when combined, turns a slightly scary colour purple. It has an aniseed taste (because of the aftershock) but is not that difficult to swallow. This drink is NOT recommended without ice or to be served at anything but below room temperature. Ingredients required:
1 large (pint) glass
A few ice cubes
2 shots of red Aftershock
2 shots of blue Aftershock
1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice (lemonade-vodka alcopop)

Pour shots over ice, then mix Smirnoff Ice in well with stirrer (preferably your finger for true authenticity).
Do you remember anything about last night?

No, nothing after that Purple Lovin'
by Sp1cybeef August 1, 2012
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Purple Sock Mutt

A commonly known dirty or "skanky" woman who takes immense pleasure in anal penetration.
Well that's our town's nastiest purple sock mutt!
by Brewha December 31, 2009
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Purple Victory

During college night at the University of Montevallo, there are two sides: Purple and Gold. Usually abbreviated as “PV.” Both sides have this saying, but especially when purple side feel the love and connection between one another, they know what it’s gonna be.
“Oh it’s definitely going to be a Purple Victory this year.”
by FalconManPV February 25, 2022
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it's turning purple

What an observer says to a sycophant when they are glazing someone so hard that the dick of the aforementioned person starts turning purple.
Daniel: "Jake, oh my god, you are so smart, dude. Straight As on all three tests? Bro, how do you do it? You're insane!"

Daniel's Bro: "Alright, that's enough Jake, it's turning purple."
by TheGlazerizer3000 October 21, 2023
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purple hasse

A legendary person who only occurs when a Hasse is high. It is said that if a Hasse smokes purple haze he might become a immortal being that can destroy anyone and anything.
-Hot girl1: Omg is that a Hasse?

-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse

-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?

-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???
by Anordinaryguynamedbob March 4, 2021
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I found a purple rock!

A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.

Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.

Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”

Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
by Thejocdoc November 7, 2025
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