Horse

When 2 lesbians come together and have sexual interactions they make a horse instead of baby.

“Sam can we make a horse?”

by IMD123BRUH July 14, 2025

Horse in a box

A bunch of really horny guys

No I’m not going, it will literally be a horse in a box

by bba123xo March 14, 2018

Horse Cobbler

A shoe blacksmith who puts horseshoes on horses hooves

I had to take my mini/horse to the horse cobbler after he cracked a horseshoe on one of his hooves at the 4H convention.

by CnDaz July 17, 2023

Horse Skins

Condoms

She told me to bring them dangalangs, you know, dem Horse Skins.

by BananaBoat905 May 25, 2023

Drew all over my horse

Based off when a friend recounted a story about a horse they drew and how someone took their drawing and kept drawing over it to “make it better”

When someone takes work you’ve done and goes over it without permission to make it personally appeal to them more

“My editor drew all over my horse when I showed them my script”

by Pluvia May 27, 2024

Horse Cock

When a mans dick is so big that it can be compared to a horse's cock.

It's not my fault i have a Horse Cock.

by Me When The Moment Of September 10, 2021

Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020