post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

post whoring

1. A guy who post in the forums who post meaningless stuff, which is already been posted numerous of times.

2. A guy who floods the message board just to get post count.

Nob: Help me, I have problems with my game!\
Jed: What is your problem?
Nob: My game keeps crashing.
Jed: Reinstall your game or delete some mods. But highly recommend reinstalling your game.

Nob: Okay.
Ken: Reinstall your game.
Jed: Ken is post whoring
Nob: Ken, don't be a post whoring guy.

Ken Joins the forums and introduced himself.
Ken has 5 posts.
Ken has 20 posts.
Ken has 69 posts.
Ken has 420 posts.
Ken has 1337 posts.

Ken got banned from the board!

by post whoring June 3, 2017

flame post

A abusive message posted on the Internet or sent by email, typically in quick response to another message.

Why did ypu sent that flame post?

by SvenOslo June 17, 2017

Post it with her

To sleep with or “enjoy” your time with a girl

Person one: dude did you post it with her? Person two: yeah I got all up in there

by Dat boi ally November 16, 2017

post-pivot

November 2017 marks the inception of America’s post-pivot strategy.

Trump's-post-pivot-strategy

by It Tickled November 17, 2017

Post-Rousset

to describe someone who has had a moment of passion with Miss P after Mr Roussett himself.

Aye Right then, at least I'm not post-rousset ya cunt

by tTheherealsl December 5, 2017

post-pc

A bullshit marketing term used by Apple to promote their iOS devices claiming the age of the personal computer is coming to an end.

The post-pc age is a load of marking bull, I typed this up on a PC.

by cyclist1 February 16, 2018