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sloppy joe

a man with a massive cock that bends when it goes in. (usually black)
holy shit did you see that vid with sloppy joe
by sloppyjoe69420biggbendypp November 13, 2021
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shoeless joe

Characterized by the following actions (in order):
1) Taking crap in a pair of new or gently used shoes and then carefully pushing the crap into the toe section.
2) Approaching a homeless person/vagrant/hobo with worn shoes and offering him your "brand new" pair in exchange for his old shoes.
3) Laughing hysterically when he discovers his foot has been hot karl-ed and that he no longer has any usable shoes (hence shoeless joe).
4) Running like hell before you're beaten to death with a shit covered shoe.
Last night we drove down to the rail yard and shoeless joe'd some anonymous vagabond.
by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 26, 2005
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Joe Biden

A very senile and very old man who's even more racist, demented, corrupt, and perverted than Donald Trump, but you voted for him anyway.
My pothead buddy voted for Joe Biden, even though he and his VP will never legalize it at a federal level.

Oh, you're a fan of Joe Biden? Name 1 of his complete sentences.
by NormalFella April 11, 2022
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Joe Biden

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Joe Biden

The name you say immediately after an awkward situation takes place, or when you have no comment of value after a statement.
Classmate: "I failed last week's math exam"
Me: "Joe Biden"
by EmperorCrap January 30, 2021
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Joe Biden

The worst “president” in American history. He’s really a communist dictator. He’s also illiterate and likes touching little kids.
by @tbenson717 December 20, 2021
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Joe Biden

Some creepy old man running for president. He doesn’t give a crap about the people who vote for him
Joe Biden is a Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton in one, and probably even far worse
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 17, 2020
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