dad joke

When ur dad says a really obvious stupid joke.

Example of a dad joke:

“Dad I’m hungy”
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”

by Snek_ June 12, 2021

Dad

A man who has impregnated your mother and made you, he pays the bills, takes care of what a man does for his family and spends time with his children. Dad is hard-working, head-strong caring and protective of his family.

Son: Hey dad can we go to the park?
Dad: Ok do you want to learn to throw a ball?
Son: Yes dad please teach me how!

by Theblessing July 22, 2020

Dad

A dad is a person that says he is going out to get milk and doesn't come back. It must be some pretty good milk?

"I'm just going to get milk". says Dad.

by Kaito Kaminari October 25, 2019

Squad Dad

The friend that is disapproving of almost any action and tends to have a small comfort zone.

I asked the squad dad if he wanted to come and he said we are wasting our time.

by BotMirage July 26, 2016

Dad

A loving,kind person that will sacrifice everything for you and usually older than your mom and stronger

Dad i need little bit more money for this.Can you lend me some. Of course buddy.

by up here November 10, 2022

Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom

Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Dad

a dad is someone who will leave you for another family and keep doing the same thing. He will act like he cares until you are old enough he will ditch you like a rock in the forest. If you have a good dad congratulations dont disrespect him and keep him close before he leaves .

Hey my dad went to get some milk and i haven't seen him in 2 WEEKS!

by yo mama and yo dadda December 15, 2020