The Magic Cock

Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.

Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum

Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck

Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock

by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018

Shower Cock

An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.

'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'

'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'

'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'

by StrangelySane November 14, 2012

Cock Gridlock

Similar to the cock block, but the guy-to-girl ratio is higher, about 4:1. Usually a team effort.

Your friend seems rather annoyed about that cock gridlock we created last night.

by TromboneMechanic September 21, 2009

God cock

when God fucks you in your asshole without warning and without lube

Stef: Shenae got god cocked last week her girl fucked her dad
shemar: damn really

by Brokebitch November 29, 2019

Iron cock

The definition of Jens

''Omg who is that?''
'' It's Jens the iron cock!''

by morerna September 29, 2021

Cock of Salami

A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.

Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"

by Taglar Dreskk September 24, 2021

cocking the spangbutt

This is a sexual act where you first spank an ass so hard a bright red handprint shows up. Then you wack your flaccid penis on the handprint until erect and immediately ram it directly into the receivers asshole

Bro, I was cocking the spangbutt all night last night

by bitch nigger 27 June 7, 2018