"Hey, you know Adam?"
"Yeah, you mean that hot sexy man with a very long penis who has sex at least 10 times a week?"
"Yes thats him alright"
"Yeah, you mean that hot sexy man with a very long penis who has sex at least 10 times a week?"
"Yes thats him alright"
by NiceNiceNice69 September 25, 2019
dave: oh shit there goes adam, i hate that fucker
john: why, what did he do?
dave: he tried to convince me that rap wasn’t real music and showed me his “underground music” playlist but it was just filled with metallica
john: yikes thanks for telling me
john: why, what did he do?
dave: he tried to convince me that rap wasn’t real music and showed me his “underground music” playlist but it was just filled with metallica
john: yikes thanks for telling me
by balls26 October 16, 2022
Adams are people of art and high adventure.
They ride a line between slut and passionate lover.
They love poetry and music above all other forms of art.
They are typically dressed casually, skinny jeans and goodies.
At parties they are either super outgoing or in a corner with friends talking philosophy and doing strange unknown things.
They play some instrument, typically banjo, harmonica, or guitar.
They are typically on the edge of their seat, just barely getting by, but if they have a good day it'll look like it had been planned.
If hit on by an Adam, they will be very very very direct and intense with you while being whimsical with everything else.
They also will tend to run away from things or redirect their emotions, but in the end they will be crippled and bloody from battle.
If an Adam is your friend, you either have a friend that will save you from any hellish pit and make you laugh and have fun at any cost. Or a moody philosopher.
If you're just meeting them and they are mean to you? Its probably not your fault, not unless your a racist, homophobe, sexist or pedophile in which case FUCK YOU AND BURN IN HELL
They ride a line between slut and passionate lover.
They love poetry and music above all other forms of art.
They are typically dressed casually, skinny jeans and goodies.
At parties they are either super outgoing or in a corner with friends talking philosophy and doing strange unknown things.
They play some instrument, typically banjo, harmonica, or guitar.
They are typically on the edge of their seat, just barely getting by, but if they have a good day it'll look like it had been planned.
If hit on by an Adam, they will be very very very direct and intense with you while being whimsical with everything else.
They also will tend to run away from things or redirect their emotions, but in the end they will be crippled and bloody from battle.
If an Adam is your friend, you either have a friend that will save you from any hellish pit and make you laugh and have fun at any cost. Or a moody philosopher.
If you're just meeting them and they are mean to you? Its probably not your fault, not unless your a racist, homophobe, sexist or pedophile in which case FUCK YOU AND BURN IN HELL
by he_who_dreams_unalone March 08, 2020
Adam
by Floath December 12, 2016
by Real.Antichrist666 October 06, 2015
someone with a strong work ethic, Loves woman and treats them with respect, is nervous and shy to talk with them, but when he does the girls usually befriend him. does not have a girlfriend really wishes he did. asks girls out but seems to always get rejected. is as tough as nails and doesn't seem to let things bother him except when a girl breaks up with him. even if she isn't his girlfriend he will still be very sad that he lost her as a friend. Most of the time he is in a good mood and has a up beat personality loves to have conversations with people and at times can come off as intelligent. he is savvy. when in a competition with him be prepared because he hates to lose and tries his best to succeed in life. doesn't really have any friends yet seems to get along with everyone.
Person 1) man Adam is amazing his always knows the right thing to say
Preson2) yea its kind of annoying
Adam) I wish I had a girlfriend.
Preson2) yea its kind of annoying
Adam) I wish I had a girlfriend.
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023