If you cut the ripple, you're letting someone know that you're onboard with what they are saying. They tingle your brainwaves, you ride their waves. Your frequencies are alligned, and cut at the same time.
Imagine this, you're sat with a friend in the rain, having a couple of cans. Your friend starts talking about how much he loves the feeling of warm sand on the bottom of his feet. If you know the feeling, you let him know "I cut the ripple".
Imagine this, you're sat with a friend in the rain, having a couple of cans. Your friend starts talking about how much he loves the feeling of warm sand on the bottom of his feet. If you know the feeling, you let him know "I cut the ripple".
by Psycholaughs September 27, 2021

A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.
Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

by BigCoochieDestroyer November 24, 2024

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

by Tom Hamlet February 22, 2021

by Mosthated_Zahh😈😋 May 11, 2016
