spanking the monkey

taking herman to the circus

Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night

by doc voodoo January 19, 2003

monkey brain

Grab the scrotum sac and squeeze it from the base tightening the skin around the testicles. The result is a perfectly formed miniature "brain".

Dude, her stone cold heart turned to hot lava once she seen the monkey brain.

by Bret Austin September 10, 2004

Crotch Monkey

an abnormaly large bush, which hangs out of underwear or even a pair of shorts, typically looks like the person has a baby monkey hiding in their underwear

guy one: did you see how amanda was sitting on the picnic table
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?

by Flappy McSpitz February 7, 2009

Butt monkey

A stupid follower of a ridiculously over rated thing.A brainless idiot whos idea and opinions should not be allowed to be heard

You like Bose you butt monkey

by bob griffiths March 10, 2004

monkey love

Cinta monyet in Indonesian, a youthful love or first love equivalent to Western puppy love

Desi: Ibu, aku gugup tentang Ana. Aku pikirkan dia punya cinta monyet bersama dengan aku.
Fika, : Putri Desi, jangan gugup! Hanya mencoba lalu melihat kalau kamu suka...

by ChiJoker October 10, 2004

twat monkey

Buckle shopping, Affliction wearing, hair gelling, UFC loving douche bag that wacks off to Tapout and cant get enough of going to the gym, taking selfies of himself to show on facebook, and is the most egotistical retard on the planet. (Most UFC

and Tapout fans)

Man chris used to be cool til he got into that gay ass UFC shit, hes such a fucking twat monkey now.

by WVTOMBLIN85 May 24, 2014

SPUNKY MONKEY

A white monkey that was shoved down Kyle's underpants. Then covered it in semen and then proceded to launch it with high velocity at my face. The last step of a spunky monkey is throwing it out of a window at an old woman.

Me:No kyle don't throw the spunky monkey at me!

Kyle:*launches*

Me :Ow my foken eey!

Me:*throws spunk monkey out of window*

Kyle:Oh shit you hit that old woman.

Me:you hit my eye.

by Job pillow beast May 7, 2018