Jake

Jake = smattest

“Oh yeah Jake is so smat”

by Musicloverbish January 16, 2024

Jake

Jake is a fortnite kid that simps for 38832993 girls a day and thats it no really thats it JAKE DOSENT GET CAKE

Jake

by Kskdkf March 25, 2022

Jake Brotis

A huge Flaming fag who loves cock in his mouth. Also loves making mom jokes.

Everyone in San Fransico is a Jake Brotis

by Jakes Gay November 1, 2010

A dude Jake

A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!

Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!

Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!

by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019

Jake Paul

A Cringey Man Child That Does Not Know That England Is A Continent And Is Not Indeed A City. He Is Also Known As A Meme Killer This Man Child Has Kild Over Fifty Memes As A Cringe Man Son Of A Bitch.

Hey, You See That Guy He Looks Like Jake Paul.

by Loganster Pauler May 27, 2019

Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.

Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.

by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021

Jake friedman

A very annoying ginger kid with no friends

Kid 1: Yo lets chill and go golfing in the morning before I go get some really crappy looking shoes and a miami heat shirt to match my hair

Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman

by Brandon Morrison August 6, 2011