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Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

Originally, this is what people used to say after giving a long, nonprofit speech or lecture devoted to spreading ideas, usually in the form of powerful talks given at the main TED (technology, entertainment and design) annual event or one of its many satellite events around the world.

By 2015, This phrase then got broken down and used whenever people finished typing up an extensively long social media post.

Then, after like, 2018, this phrase got even more deteriorated (mainly by Gen Z or Gen X trying to sound like Gen Z) to the point that people now say it after saying a sentence, or, even worse, a sentence fragment because they think they’re being funny.
My boss kinda pisses me off. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk LOL I’m hilarious, time to go on social media for the next 7 hours.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
mugGet the Thanks for coming to my TED Talkmug.

chalk talk

Writing on a chalk board to communicate or remember.
The professor decided to chalk talk us through the first 15 minutes of our class today.
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
mugGet the chalk talkmug.

gawk talk

When someone talks nervously to someone who intimidates and impresses them.
That boy was gawk talking to his father's friend.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
mugGet the gawk talkmug.

I don’t know what you’re talking about

When George makes things up and accuses Aya of things she hasn’t done
Babe you can’t keep uploading definitions in the internet!!

I don’t know what you’re talking about…
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
mugGet the I don’t know what you’re talking aboutmug.

schteek talk

High af. Typically used in Boston, MA and the surrounding areas.
"Bruh dis nigga schteek talk the kehd"
by WatDe July 12, 2017
mugGet the schteek talkmug.

Talking Screws To A Hammer

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.
This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.
by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024
mugGet the Talking Screws To A Hammermug.

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.
they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.
by alw259 May 6, 2025
mugGet the mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issuemug.

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