A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
 Get the Spotify and Side Hugmug.
Get the Spotify and Side Hugmug. When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.
We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.
by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022
 Get the Midland Side Dealmug.
Get the Midland Side Dealmug. A person who has an eye that looks away from the direction that the other eye is looking. For example, a person's left eye is looking forward while the right eye is looking to the right. Some people also have the ability to change which eye is the side scanner. Not to be confused with someone who is crosseyed or middle scanner.
The guy at the drive thru window was a side scanner. He was looking at us and the car behind us...at the same time!
by JibSS October 1, 2010
 Get the Side Scannermug.
Get the Side Scannermug. by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010
 Get the to salt both sides of the pretzelmug.
Get the to salt both sides of the pretzelmug. A term commonly used in LA County used to refer to an area where the law enforcement are the county sheriff's deputies, as opposed to a local community police force.
Damian: Damn Pedro won't the cops bust us for smoking weed on the sidewalk?
Pedro: It's sheriff's side they got other problems to deal with than two foos on the street
Pedro: It's sheriff's side they got other problems to deal with than two foos on the street
by HushOne May 20, 2017
 Get the sheriff's sidemug.
Get the sheriff's sidemug. by skkeet2k17 December 14, 2017
 Get the Pop sidedmug.
Get the Pop sidedmug. 