Brendan and Noah enjoyed a blissful night of musty sex on Noah's top bunk. Unaware that they were actually being filmed by ROGER PHILIPSON.
by Noah/Brendan January 31, 2009
Get the Musty Sexmug. either one or both eyebrows raised to signal a sexual innuendo and/or interest.
not to be dismissed as surpise. used for flirting and/or exploitation purposes
not to be dismissed as surpise. used for flirting and/or exploitation purposes
Lotti: so we gonna get this show on the road? *sex eyebrow*
Richard: sure ill be ther wen i get to the next level
Richard: sure ill be ther wen i get to the next level
by hfoljnmgm July 7, 2009
Get the sex eyebrowmug. by qd1967 April 14, 2016
Get the 69 sexmug. Hornydude: Damn I can't wait to sex then shun that shit
Homophobe: Wow, would she fall for that?
Hornydude: Probably.
Homophobe: Wow she's a tool!
Hornydude: Who said it was a she?
Homophobe: Dude!!! That explains why you tried stroking my dick at last night!
Homophobe: Wow, would she fall for that?
Hornydude: Probably.
Homophobe: Wow she's a tool!
Hornydude: Who said it was a she?
Homophobe: Dude!!! That explains why you tried stroking my dick at last night!
by YapmelkXela October 11, 2009
Get the Sex then Shunmug. Ann, a sexy office girl with huge tits, knocks on her boss's door, making sure that the top buttons of her shirt were open the way her boss liked. "Josh?" She opened the door, saw his dick, and closed the door. "Do you need some help with that, Josh?" She grinned and unbuttoned her shirt as she walked towards him. He quickly stood up and almost ran towards her. He kissed her, pushing his tongue through her lips. Josh had his hands on her hips, but moved them up to Ann's tits. Josh rips her shirt off of her as Ann unbuttons his shirt. He runs his hands over her huge ass, then picks her up. She takes her skirt off and wraps her legs around him and starts to grind on him as Josh kisses and bites her neck. Ann runs her hands through his hair. Josh sets Ann down on his desk, then sits in his chair. Ann gets down from the desk and sits on Josh's lap. She rubs her ass on him and reaches back to run through Josh's hair. Josh unclasps her bra and lets it fall to the floor. Ann puts her hands on the back of Josh's head and forces his head into her tits She turns around on him and presses her tits up against his chest. He grabs them and starts squeezing, slowly lowering his mouth to them to kiss and bite them. Ann starts fingering Josh's dick through his boxers. Ann sits on Josh's face. He starts to lick her clit, then when she's not expecting it, sticks his tongue in her. She cums in his mouth, then gets on Josh's dick and rides it like a pro.
by call me;) November 20, 2022
Get the Sex storymug. Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.
The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Sex with a Womanmug. I slam him onto the bed, crawling on top of him. I rip off his shirt as he unclips my bra and throws it onto the floor.
I start dry fucking him, rubbing my pussy onto erect cock. I started to go faster and faster until he rips my panties off and slides his boxers down. He then grabs my ass and pushes me onto his cock.
I gasp at the sudden penetration and grab onto his muscular torso. I roll my hips deeper onto his, and I feel his dick throbbing in my pussy. His balls rub up on my thighs and I can feel myself coming close to orgasm.
“I’M GONNA CUM!” I moan, and I release. I then feel him cum as well, and I lick the cum off of his rock hard abs.
We get into the 69 position then and I start licking his boner. He is about 9 inches, and he is 11 now that he’s hard.
I start at the head and then make my way down to the shaft, engulfing his whole length into my mouth. I start deepthroating and I hear him moan. I smirk.
Once i’m done he starts licking my throbbing pussy, making my body convulse and causing me to moan. He sticks his tongue far down into my pussy and then hits my g spot.
I automatically cum all over him, and he does the same. Then we lay there, covered in our own cum, exhausted from the workout.
that was a sex story :)
I start dry fucking him, rubbing my pussy onto erect cock. I started to go faster and faster until he rips my panties off and slides his boxers down. He then grabs my ass and pushes me onto his cock.
I gasp at the sudden penetration and grab onto his muscular torso. I roll my hips deeper onto his, and I feel his dick throbbing in my pussy. His balls rub up on my thighs and I can feel myself coming close to orgasm.
“I’M GONNA CUM!” I moan, and I release. I then feel him cum as well, and I lick the cum off of his rock hard abs.
We get into the 69 position then and I start licking his boner. He is about 9 inches, and he is 11 now that he’s hard.
I start at the head and then make my way down to the shaft, engulfing his whole length into my mouth. I start deepthroating and I hear him moan. I smirk.
Once i’m done he starts licking my throbbing pussy, making my body convulse and causing me to moan. He sticks his tongue far down into my pussy and then hits my g spot.
I automatically cum all over him, and he does the same. Then we lay there, covered in our own cum, exhausted from the workout.
that was a sex story :)
by heyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeuehehe February 28, 2021
Get the Sex Storymug.