Potato

The most holy fruit

Bob: hey my friend look it’s a potato
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*

by Potato Worshiper August 3, 2020

hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

little potato clam

a girl you secretly like

"there she goes my little potato clam"

by that guy E July 19, 2015

Hungarian Baked Potato

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.

Bro last night was wild! Instead of having dinner, Stacy let me make a Hungarian Baked Potato!

by iqpodz March 31, 2022

Potato salad

Used to express sadness. Not to be used in serious occasions

'Our camera just died!'
'Potato salad...'

by superswagsturniolos_ July 18, 2022

potato

A poorly made MUGEN fighter typically characterized by its low damage output, poor AI, and inability to use its moves (or if they use them, they tend to use the wrong ones). In the rare event it does use a super move, it is either just as weak as their regular attacks or does absurdly high damage without any explanation. May also be poorly animated, use badly ripped sprites, and/or have ugly colors.

Viewer: These potatoes are boring. They're just weakly punching each other and jumping around like idiots.
Poorly Made Vegeta #123456789: FINAL FLASH
Viewer: HOW DID THAT TAKE 75% OF HIS HEALTH? HE WAS BLOCKING!

by someoneelsedoingthings December 22, 2013