Pig Pig Penis

funny sapnap joke

yeahhhhhh....... he said pig pig penis once.... thats it:)

by oooopogchamp January 01, 2021

Preposterous pig

A foolish yet sexy person between the ages of 40 and 90

That guy who robbed a store with a ballpoint pen is a preposterous pig

by The real Robert December 24, 2020

Pig Beenus

Slang for “on our way.” Reference to Pork and Beans and its ability to make you defecate since the poop is on it’s way.

Greg: Have you guys left yet?
Morty: Pig Beenus
Greg: Aight

by Fred Walton April 23, 2023

Whistling Pig

Anything cute, sweet, or adorable. Whistling pigs can be humans or animals.

Girl: My boyfriend just said I was the best girlfriend ever!
Girl 2: He is such a whistling pig! Awww

by Ninja Alpaca April 05, 2019

pig treats

1. Donuts, the favorite food of cops, pigs, porkos, and swine.

2. Synonym for pig snacks, pig biscuits, and pig fodder.

Be sure to put a dozen-box of pig treats on the front seat of your car whenever you go out cruising. Maybe that way you'll avoid a ticket or a bust if you get pulled over.

by feeriker April 03, 2007

Pig Pen

When you have a roster of thick girls

"Yo bro you talking to anyone." - Bro
"Yeah a few, but its a pig pen." - me

by Piggycun June 09, 2022

Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.

Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.

by Miktini December 12, 2020