shitty eggs

The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"

Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"

by assfgt March 27, 2017

gooch egg

A turd.

I laid a couple gooch eggs this morning.

by Durdentyler69 September 05, 2015

toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs February 14, 2016

Egg Donut

Basically like a fried egg with a hollow center where the yoke has been eaten.

That's like, an egg donut cuz u just ate teh yoke in the center and it's like, empty in teh middle.

by John S. Mith August 29, 2008

Leicester eggs

Scrambled eggs that are slightly runny.

What are you having for breakfast? Want for Leicester eggs?

by Elvaselina December 28, 2020

Keester egg hunt

When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth

I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me

by Alexprr06 March 28, 2024

Barry Egg

Pronounced 'BAH-REE EGG'

A man who sits on a 5 bar gate shouting the word "Stoat" at passing UKIP supporters. Usually found nibbling wheat.

- Is that chap ok?

- No Quentin, he's a right Barry Egg!

by SillyNormanPies August 21, 2017