Huuuuuuuuuuuuhhh 4 REAL

The catchphrase of a bum from Benton Harbor Michigan, used as an exclamation for a perceived win. Usually these "wins" are actually catastrophic losses, like driving 9 hours to see a bitch but instead of hitting it firing up Youtube.
I smashed that crackhead from the back while she was still flicking the lighter, Huuuuuuuuuuuuhhh 4 REAL!
by Keoni-san October 28, 2021
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The Real Ghillie

Nickname for Youtuber Ghillie Master probably only used by Spack No.2
Person: Can you help me sell Bunker?

Spack No.2: Not right now man I'm playing some Cayo Assault with The Real Ghillie!
by Jack Spank9049 August 11, 2023
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The real M.A.T.

A man who is searching for a path to follow looking towards the Heavens searching for guidance, an ugly mother fucker who found love but can not obtain it, fighting an inner war with himself, trying to live in the present with a dark future and trying to forget the past. An MC who mind is twisted and insane. Big Dreams but has doubt if they can ever be obtained.
The real M.A.T. like a ghost wandering the subways while fighting himself..will he ever find peace..who is the real M.A.T.
-This shit is trade mark of Jinh productions-
by Jinh April 06, 2005
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The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.
Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."
by Hym Iam August 01, 2024
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Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.
doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023
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Real Tennis Hours

Emma > White

White > Tennis

Tennis > Starbucks
(White girl starter pack)
by cypressxyz November 09, 2018
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