The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger

"The Sideways Monster has struck again"

by Sollarr January 30, 2018

Polish monster

A giant penis, like a large fat polish sausage

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!

by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredlnShit September 18, 2021

Trench Monster

Someone from the trenches that gets all the girls

Person 1: Hey, look at that hood rat getting all the bitches
Person 2: Yea, he's a Trench Monster

by RizzGod99 December 19, 2022

Monster

Monster is an energy drink that was introduced by Hansen Natural Company in April of 2002. Monster has a 35% share of the energy drink market.

I had some Monster today!

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour

After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.

by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021

dryer monster

call ur gf this when she dry

hey girl dryer monster :)

by girlygalluvxx July 14, 2021