Jacob

Is mine 😩😩😩

“jacob is so hot” me: “i know right but hes mine”

by ilikewomanalot September 23, 2021

Jacob

An empty person with no future.

Don't be a Jacob.

by Arso198 November 21, 2021

Jacob

A person that is the worst dude in the world that goes by the name KronicRL in fortnite and smells like my goats toe cheese after a saturday Goat Shit Stomping rally.

Yo have you seen Jacob play today?

by Mrfunnyguy10 October 3, 2020

Jacob

If you're called Jacob you're usually a "cool kid". You are either short and roadman or average. There is little to no in-between.

"Look at that guy over there!"
"Oh, him? He's Jacob."
"Oh."

by Thine holy spirit that is kakt May 3, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.

Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.

by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019

Jacob

a 6'5 lebo boy with the biggest gap in his mouth, be careful tho bc he might like a person name johanna and not tell u abt it.

omg whos that? "it's that 6'5 lebo hunky boy jacob"

"im only looking at his gap in his teeth."

by klejuhdy8rliahn kWMB VI iJ October 25, 2022

Jacob Saggytiddies

that one guy who will ALWAYS let you wear his sweatshirt

Girl 1: "Have you heard Jacob Sartorius's cover on All of Me?"

Girl 2: "Did you mean Jacob Saggytiddies?"

Girl 1: "Well n-"

Girl 2: "Shut up, I'm right"

by lipsoul is superior September 13, 2020