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Kodak Black

Oh did you here about Tims Kodak Black
by MexicanPerson01 January 1, 2017
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Black Swan

Originated from the original motion picture Black Swan

(adj.) to look at someone in a suspiciously, sexually curious manner; paranoid.

(v.) to black swan one's self is to masturbate with your mother in the room; to fanatically fantasize sexually and paranoia based about someone of the same sex; to cup a women's vagina.

n.) someone or something that is paranoid, evil, dark, weird, mental disorder, and/or erotic; a woman who has lesbian tendencies; one who looks like they'll stab you or themselves with a mirror shard and put your remains in the bathroom
(adj.) "You look really black swan right now, could you please stop looking at me like that?"

(v.) "He totally black swanned my vag last night."

(n.) "Did you see that picture of Kristen Stewart? She totally looks like a black swan."
by PussyCatSaysMeow January 21, 2011
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black cockslap

To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).
"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"
by zac sutherland June 17, 2008
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black album

1) when you are left by your friends
2) when you hang up on somebody on the phone without saying "bye"
1) Jason went out with his girl and gave us the black album.
2) self explanitory.
by J Rimz July 30, 2008
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black card

when a white kid is allowed to say nigga
White kid:whats up niggas!
Black kid 1: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY
black kid 2: its cool he has a black card
black kid 1: oh whats up son
by ginganinja0 December 29, 2009
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black forest

A very hairy, dark, and think patch of pubic hair.
Damn, look at that cunt's black forest! I want to eat on that so badly!
by Luke Potnick April 21, 2008
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Sirius Black

The hottest person I ever met (in my DR)
Sirius Black is the hottest gay wizard from the 70’s
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