Kodak Black

Sland term dor micro penis

Oh did you here about Tims Kodak Black

by MexicanPerson01 January 1, 2017

black cockslap

To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).

"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"

by zac sutherland June 17, 2008

black album

1) when you are left by your friends
2) when you hang up on somebody on the phone without saying "bye"

1) Jason went out with his girl and gave us the black album.
2) self explanitory.

by J Rimz July 30, 2008

black card

when a white kid is allowed to say nigga

White kid:whats up niggas!
Black kid 1: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY
black kid 2: its cool he has a black card
black kid 1: oh whats up son

by ginganinja0 December 29, 2009

black forest

A very hairy, dark, and think patch of pubic hair.

Damn, look at that cunt's black forest! I want to eat on that so badly!

by Luke Potnick April 21, 2008

Smokin blacks

Smokin nice fine cigars

Jack: we smokin blacks afta school?
Tyrone: hell yea boy

by Str3etM0nkey October 24, 2016

Black Comrade

A person who helps you excel, but only when they're in your presence. In your absence, they drag you down.

I thought he was a true friend, but it turned out he was just a black comrade.

by hawaii_grunt October 24, 2014