Skip to main content

if its not hard its not right

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny
Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny
by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 30, 2021
mugGet the if its not hard its not rightmug.

Hard off

Beastin’
Obsessive

Desperate

Usually for money.
When your drug dealer constantly hitting you up that they got ‘fire’ when it’s always garbage.

They got you up for the 18th time in 3 days ‘yo come through. I got that fire’
‘Nah man. I’m good. Are you really that hard off for my money’

When your one friend is always dressed with some flashy accessory or piece of clothing.
‘Are you really that hard off to make some kind of first impression

When you borrow $5 from your coworker because you left your wallet home. They text you that night reminding you. Then first thing when you get in the next day

‘Yo you got that $5’
‘Yeah just gotta get change when we stop at Quick Chek’
Before you can get your wallet out when you get back to the truck

‘Yo were you able to get change’
‘Shit man. Are you really that hard off for $5’
by Longstrides March 27, 2020
mugGet the Hard offmug.

Hard Itch'd

Hard Itch'd 'noun'
"Hannah you're a bitch" Omg did she hard Itch'd me?
by Bayarea Dictionary February 2, 2024
mugGet the Hard Itch'dmug.

makes my butt hard

“That makes my butt hard” (“making my butt hard-verb version) is an expression that can have slightly different meanings depending on the circumstance, but generally the expression is used in a positive manner. This positive expression can be used in the following ways (however not limited to what is listed):

1) Used to agree with someone.

2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.

3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.
Examples:
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.
by $wen$on August 21, 2021
mugGet the makes my butt hardmug.

Hard hat Friday

Every Friday of the week you can wear a hard hat. They are usually yellow and used in construction.
Dude it’s hard hat Friday, why are you not wearing yours?
by Lucc07 November 24, 2021
mugGet the Hard hat Fridaymug.

Meathead Moo-Hard

A large, boisterous, round, angry, impoverished degenerate purchasing meat products with food stamps at a truck stop while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
I wanted to spice up my nachos but some meathead moo-hard snatched up all the onions from the condiment bar.
by kitchenspazz April 27, 2017
mugGet the Meathead Moo-Hardmug.

Harry hard pecks

A Harry with extremely hard pecks
Have you felt Harry’s hard pecks?

Omg his a Harry hard pecks!!

That Harry is guy is buff as check out his hard pecks!
by Rcc girls September 15, 2022
mugGet the Harry hard pecksmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email