Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015

Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

egg

i just oueufed your window L bozo get rekt newb loooooooooooooooooooooool L+ratio noooob

i egg you lol

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants May 16, 2023

egg man

god

literally god (egg man)

by egg man himself March 13, 2021

Egg-Dog

A white person that is dumb enough to use a slur in public to express their anger for why their privilege is not working.

"Hey, you tried to run over my feet", "get the fupp out the car Egg-Dog!"

by 1stKingSol August 10, 2022

egg

(n.) A three-dimensional thing that comes out of a chicken's ass.

James May: Egg was a type of powder, and then they discovered it was an actual...three-dimensional thing that comes out of a chicken's arse...

by daz14lpa June 7, 2021

egg burst

egg burst.

egg burst.

by Debskelly1985 May 26, 2023