cunt haggle

A Cunt Haggle is bitchy attention whore that dose not understand her place and haggles for attention. She may offer any service for attention and will try to get it at the lowest price possible.

Josh: Mel offered to blow me if i would hang out with her
Kyle: she is such a cunt haggle
Or
Mel just cunt haggled me to hang out on Tuesday.

by The gravekeeper June 18, 2011

itchy cunt

when ya pussy stink like fish and you get lice down there too so it starts to itch like crazy.

Nobody wanna go down on a bitch with an itchy cunt

by No flex January 18, 2017

mullet cunt

is usually a male that has no class and thinks he's a sick cunt gangster and loves starting fights and being ignorant about society.

that loves UFC, wears Tapout t shirts, has tribal tats but isn't tribal, bleached blond hair in sometimes various patterns, wears monster snap-backs, uneducated, ignorant, racist, has a kid but isn't off their P's, usually has a southern cross sticker on their late model lowered 2wd tray-back hilux, will lift weights just to look big but strickly doesn't do squats are any lower body training, claims to be highly trained in MMA, drinks VB every afternoon, loves motocross, wake boarding, occasionally will have a mullet which is a true sign of a proud aged mullet cunt

by bigrig March 30, 2014

cunt hunting

when you are bored of the normal vagina, you have to hunt for a new one to fuck

man 1: how was that girl you did last night?
man 2: she was ok, but her pussy was all boring. i went cunt hunting and ripped off her arm and fucked her empty arm socket.
man 1: nice im gonna try that next time

by thecunthunter February 22, 2011

cunt-pad

a slender piece of cotton-like material that is worn in the crotch area of womens'underwear during their time of the month. kotex pad

Her cunt-pad felt moist due to seepage from her period.

by Jack May 20, 2004

a massive cunt

a word to describe ethan spencer

"mate ethan spencer is a massive cunt"

by lank123 October 7, 2017

cunt chicken

In politics, the game of espousing good, popular policies with the express intention of getting your opponents to reflexively oppose them and therefore look stupid. Particularly used on left Twitter with reference to Jeremy Corbyn, who was the pioneer and master of the game during the 2017 UK general election.

"Corbyn's just playing a game of cunt chicken now to see what the soundest policy is he can come out with that pricks will still say is shit." - first usage from t_manning92 on Twitter

by BakedBeanBreville November 5, 2019