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man-coach

A person, preferably another male, with experience to help guide a younger male in developing his maturity as a man.
John grew up without a father figure and had no guidance in developing his adult manhood. Steve, a respected Big Brother, stepped in to guide John and served as his man-coach to guide him with responsible direction in live towards maturing as an adult male.
by The Missile August 6, 2012
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A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
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facebook coaches

Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game
8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2

Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
by TheLurch September 8, 2013
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Pie catching

It's like a golden shower, but worse...
Chris was a total piss queen, but he decided to spice it up with some pie catching.
by Doyo October 28, 2013
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Deadliest Catch

Very similar to a dirty Sanchez, However with this instead of running your finger under her/his nose you will fish hook them with that dirty finger
by tergold1973 November 10, 2013
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Backseat coaching

Bart Simpson has been backseat coaching his kid to play the overload when the rest of the team is doing an umbrella.
by Johnny not-sville November 27, 2013
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to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!
by Rasus January 31, 2015
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