A horrendously shit school located in the south of england. with chavs everywhere that think they own the place. and the only thing they’re good at is playing football.
by A student at crookhorn college December 1, 2023
Get the crookhorn collegemug. Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.
Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
Get the College Michelin Starmug. Michigander: What's that you've got in that elliptical glass dish?
Georgian: That's just some college cheese!
Michigander: Oh yeah, what university did it come from?
Georgian: No, I mean curds and whey! You know, that stuff Little Miss Muffet was eating while sitting on that tuffet!
Michigander: Oh, you mean cottage cheese!
Georgian: That's what I said, college cheese!
Georgian: That's just some college cheese!
Michigander: Oh yeah, what university did it come from?
Georgian: No, I mean curds and whey! You know, that stuff Little Miss Muffet was eating while sitting on that tuffet!
Michigander: Oh, you mean cottage cheese!
Georgian: That's what I said, college cheese!
by Seshie February 15, 2019
Get the college cheesemug. a secondary term for the words "prison" or "jail"
Typically used by Italian Americans, it is a polite way to tell or ask someone about their experiences in jail, without using such a charged word around potential family members
Typically used by Italian Americans, it is a polite way to tell or ask someone about their experiences in jail, without using such a charged word around potential family members
Jon: "Hey Ricky how was College?"
Ricky: "Well you know how College goes, maybe I didn't learn the right things"
Ricky: "Well you know how College goes, maybe I didn't learn the right things"
by hischransen August 28, 2023
Get the Collegemug. Referring to the size of a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar. Regarded in a sarcastic tone and used by those with 'college' student-like budgets (i.e. not a lot of money) to represent a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar fitting such a lifestyle.
A small marijuana cigarette and/or cigar
A small marijuana cigarette and/or cigar
Come on over dude! I got a college fatty rolled up!
Yeah, I'm not high anymore, I smoked a college fatty with three other people...
Yeah, I'm not high anymore, I smoked a college fatty with three other people...
by Thaddious Braddley February 3, 2017
Get the College Fattymug. lakewood college is da best pixel establishment on da block! discord.gg/lakewood mhmhmhmhm it is ran by lord haley. and u should all come along mhmhmhmhmh. written by jassy x
by jassy x May 7, 2023
Get the lakewood collegemug. Disorganisation for community skillsets development.
by Abbott January 9, 2023
Get the Carringbush collegemug.