God's Paintbrush

Someone That God Himself Handpicked To Illustrate The Goodness of Him & The Goodness of Life Thru Him Thru Song, Poetry, Prayer, Prophesy & Scripture or Any Other Means He Chooses

Wow The Way He/She Sang, Prayed, & Delivered The Word They Have To Be God's Paintbrush

by A Angel of God September 13, 2023

God's Cure

A mixture of cocaine, black tar heroin, and insulin. Heated together to form a thick liquid that is usually injected into the user's veins usually making them go insane. Found in smaller towns.

Hey kid want God's Cure?

by God_Of_Femboys February 20, 2021

flaze god

Someone who swerved your plans with them.

Sophie is a flaze god.

by Angelo’s January 17, 2022

in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.

Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."

by SandvichThief February 7, 2023

Chipotle God

A person who eats Chipotle every day, and loves and dies by Chipotle.

“Wow, he’s eating Chipotle again?”
“Yeah, what do you expect? That’s the Chipotle God!”

by SceneAmatiX September 3, 2019

God of the bible

He is a wonderful and faithful God that ANYONE can trust

Guy 1: God is so graceful like a lion.

Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.

Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.

Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!

Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!

by sgh unknown February 14, 2022

God Time

The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.

Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"

Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"

by Luna_hermione October 4, 2011