Kodak Black

Sland term dor micro penis

Oh did you here about Tims Kodak Black

by MexicanPerson01 January 1, 2017

black cockslap

To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).

"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"

by zac sutherland June 17, 2008

black album

1) when you are left by your friends
2) when you hang up on somebody on the phone without saying "bye"

1) Jason went out with his girl and gave us the black album.
2) self explanitory.

by J Rimz July 30, 2008

black card

when a white kid is allowed to say nigga

White kid:whats up niggas!
Black kid 1: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY
black kid 2: its cool he has a black card
black kid 1: oh whats up son

by ginganinja0 December 29, 2009

black forest

A very hairy, dark, and think patch of pubic hair.

Damn, look at that cunt's black forest! I want to eat on that so badly!

by Luke Potnick April 21, 2008

The Black Plague

In rare cases, The Black Plague has been known to be a fast, strong, and ridiculously evil looking beast. It can strike fear in people, just by the sight of it. It's ability to deminish all sense of pride, is known to be extremely contagious. Approach with caution.

Man1- "Wow that guy looks so sad and down, what happend"
Man2 - "He ran across The Black Plague"

by sammyg31 February 5, 2010

black fact

when a black man recites a fact that may be known to be true but cannot be proven at that exact moment

"man, i hear that nickle n dima jenny has da loooosest pussy on da block."

"pimp, dat just a black fact"

by whitechocolate1984 August 11, 2009