That 1% of apple users

A person in that 1% of apple users makes their entirety of their personality about apple and won't shut up about it.

John: You should seriously move to apple. It's really great and really better than your shitty android.
Paul: Can you shut up about apple already? You're literally one of that 1% of apple users.

by WolfPlay013 July 26, 2023

Apple chickens

apple chickens are specially designed chickens that turn into apples on the apple fest day. Apple fest day is where the moon turns into an apple and all the special apple chickens from apple vill turn into apples.

Hey, are you excited to go bread the apple chickens? YEA CANT WAIT!

by Mjhg June 7, 2021

Apple Silicon

Apple's latest line of advanced microchips running their extremely powerful mac lineup. It is truly innovated.

My Macbook Pro with Apple Silicon is blazing fast.

by technogodCEO December 25, 2024

apple

a phone/computer company that makes overpriced shit.

Person 1: Woah. Is that the new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.

Person 1: Woah. Is that apple's new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.

by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022

apples cherries and bananas

When my friend Maximus is high as hell and wont tell me how many fucking blunts he smoked

-from emily 2-17-16

Emily: your mad cracked out guys how much did you smoke
Max: I didnt smoke anything onlu apples cherries and bananas
Emily:your a real crackhead

by cat prints September 11, 2016

Apple

iA iCompany iThat iPuts iAn i iBefore iEvery iWord iBecause iThey iThink iIt iIs iCool

I would rather put my dick in a meat grinder than use Apple tech

by cuber69420 May 23, 2022

The big apple

its called the big apple(new york) because they produce sum big ass apples. OwO

Bob:Hey,Jim have you gone to the big apple, in new york?
Jim:No, bob why would I?

Bob:Cuz Jim they got some big ass apples!

by The big ass fucking apple September 18, 2018