Apple

A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.

APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!

APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!

by Herrickjunior November 27, 2015

Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”

Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus

by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025

pancakes and apples

If you are a girl you have pancakes and apples which means you have small round things on your chest. If you have pacakes you have flat ones.

Girl, you sure do have pancakes and apples.

by Highfiveballer#5 April 19, 2018

apple

i have officially sold my soul to steve jobs

long live tim cook, the father of apple

by Cail oof October 8, 2023

Apple

Apples are not healthy you can die eat candy instead.

Someone ate an apple then they died BUT they ate candy so now they are Alive and you should know I need to tell you if “YUH”🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶😱😱😱😱

by I am Maya :)))) December 22, 2020

Green apple monkey

When your gamer tag is MinMa5ter233

She fucked green apple monkey

by Dark blue banana fucker September 29, 2021

shooting apples

A code word for having sex

Gay Guy 1: let's start shooting apples
Gay Guy 2: ok, sounds cool

by Carlio' May 13, 2018