Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻
Potato-
“ hey girl..”
“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”
“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”
“ a potato “
“ hey girl..”
“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”
“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”
“ a potato “
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Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
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Johnny: I think I'll take a walk today because it's supposed to be nice outside.
Darcy: Potato.
Bill: Potato.
Fred: Potato.
Gina: Just bake and add cheese.
Darcy: Potato.
Bill: Potato.
Fred: Potato.
Gina: Just bake and add cheese.
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