“Kelly-Anne chases george around the house poking his bum. George doesn’t try to get away because george enjoys pokey bum time.”
by D&G17 July 17, 2019
Get the Pokey bum timemug. A person that thinks they are gonna bribe a person with money, and assumed it gets them into the club or that they think they won't get their ass wooped because they got money or a bong...
When the mother Fucker lazily thought they were better than me but they ain't got shit on me,
Whether I am in rags or riches they are a 20 Dollar Bum..
Mong was a 20 Dollar Bum trying to hand me a $20 Bill
Whether I am in rags or riches they are a 20 Dollar Bum..
Mong was a 20 Dollar Bum trying to hand me a $20 Bill
by HaloTheHalo August 29, 2021
Get the 20 Dollar Bummug. by lilbumscoochbiggestfan September 19, 2017
Get the lil bum scoochmug. A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.
Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
by ThaRealZaddddy12 November 7, 2019
Get the Professional Ass Bummug. You have a clostered bum hole
by Schubby monster December 22, 2019
Get the Clostered bum holemug. The barely-visible line that exists between a person's buttock implant, and the original, but ultimately inferior natural buttock.
by Miguel Leonidas December 10, 2016
Get the natural bum linemug. When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.
by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011
Get the playing the bum-cellomug.