I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

Kenzie X Maya

Local Sluts

I did my research on Kenzie X Maya today, turns out they’re simply slutted out.

by ava routt November 15, 2023

hit an x

In trading stocks and crypto, hitting an x refers to owning an asset that at least doubled in value over a given time period. The “x” comes from the times sign.

Woke up and hit a 10x today. Now my portfolio is moving straight up. Told the homies I hit an x.

by eacc November 20, 2023

Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X

A board game that is played with a dice and the game pieces have names as in TOEHUN and MEXIT and MUAHLONNBE who ever choose muahlonnbe is the player 1 and who ever choose MEXIT and TOEHUN is player 2 muahlonnbe and MEXIT must start on the start box player 1 roll first and then player 2 roll each player must take turns rolling unto one of then roll a 5 or 6 if player 1 rolls a 5 then he or she moves to 5 the samething with player 2 but if player 1 rolls a 6 then he or she lose samething with player 2 but if player 1 wins the first round then player 2 have to play with TOEHUN the last player 2 game piece and if player 1 land on game over then the game board will say game over player 1 better luck next time but if player 2 land on game over then the board game will make a explosion bomb sound. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created my own board game little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 3, 2022

x

the coolest looking letter

1) x

2) *dies*

by MinimalPower December 6, 2022

X-Crystalidem

The Interconnectedness that exists between all organism on this planet and beyond. It is the idea that on a micro and nano scale all organisms are made up of the same molecules that abide by the same rules of physics. Thereby all beings sharing a common ‘blueprint’ and thus being connected by this physically.

“Why do you care so much about the environment?”

“Because of X-Crystalidem”

by Lemonbubble December 13, 2022

What's That Game With The X's and O's?

A friend who forgets what Tic Tac Toe is.

Friend: What's that game with the x's and o's??
Me: are you kidding me-

by A Kid From Math Class December 16, 2022