Wet Slimey Nut

typicaly a wet nut if u came 30 mins ago

I just busted a wet slimey nut,

by ProllyAMemeStar June 2, 2018

slumpy wet crete

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014

Get Wet Award

The gayest award one could possibly get. This is an award for having the most fun in water at a camp.

"Yo, I totally just got the fabulous Get Wet Award!" A kid says.
Another kid replies, "Kill yourself."
"Be quiet you, you, you SILLY GOOSE." the kid says flamboyantly.

by John Smith17 February 12, 2009

Lemon Pepper Wet

When you fart but a spritz of lemon juice comes out

Bro.... I was tryna silently let one slip but I made a Lemon Pepper Wet

by Fastskull August 1, 2020

Wimbledon Wet College

A school full of neeks, get pop in rugby yearly and your teachers have you on ropes you say amdg but still get pressured at coombe Lane.

Who going to play again Wimbledon wet college this morning

by DissOfTheSeason December 1, 2019

Wet my D

A phrase used to tell a fellow man off when agitated, or as a response to verbal abuse. D is short for dick and as a whole insults the masculinity of your friend, implying he should give you a blowjob.

Matt: Dude you sister is fucking hot!

Nick: Wet my D bitch!

by Blackie Chann September 29, 2008

wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma May 28, 2014