by mysalsa115 September 28, 2010
A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.
Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."
Abbreviated HMV.
Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."
Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.
Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?
Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.
Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?
Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.
by OscarOtto September 14, 2008
The sound that a woman's vagina makes that resembles the sound that occurs when one stirs Easy Mac with a spoon, fork, or other utensil. When a woman has a Easy Mac Vagina, one can assume that she has a dirty vagina.
by Emmett Strong February 17, 2007
by Capbap October 22, 2019
my best friend's boyfriend bc he wanted to break up with her for no reason.... Also whoever I choose to call! (:
Best Friends's should to be ex boyfriend but isn't unfortunately,, what a waste of time bc he is a vagina face cunt!
by Carpediembitch! April 30, 2011
Something to shock and disgust the person you said it to. Say it to a guy, they will die laughing. Say it to a girl... you will never have sex.
stupid guy: *goes for walk* "hi Amy! CRAP FILLED VAGINA!!!"
Amy: "You and your dick are going to die sad and alone.
Amy: "You and your dick are going to die sad and alone.
by A7X forever September 08, 2010
The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lake of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer for it. Causes can be :Lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.
by Fatty_McButterpants August 27, 2008