Duck

Little pieces of shit who steal your food and look cute while doing it.

OMG THIS STUPID DUCK

by WhyLife? December 17, 2021

Albino The Duck

A Duck with a orange bill and yellow feathers. Knows how to dress classy while still being the most honest and respectful duck. Every girl's dream boyfriend.

Mostly nocturnal, loves going out and never spends his nights alone.
Very straight forward, and the king of flirting.
If you let a duck like this go, you've gotta go see a mental hospital for your stupidity.

If Albino goes out, I'm definitely showing up!

Albino the Duck besides being the most handsome duck ever does bits in my bed sheets ...

by Albino The Duck December 2, 2021

Duck

A duck is a swimming bird, a duck swims with its two dildos

Wow look at that ducks dildos

by Swallow me March 14, 2018

duck mustard

the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob

Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.

by Jake Joy December 25, 2007

Duck

A substitute for a word "Dick" or "Fuck.
It is often used to bypass censor bots on different services.

What the duck!?
Suck my duck!

by Sadodere December 17, 2018

Duck

The act of ducking is telling a joke and someone stealing the joke and retelling it to you and other people and you confront that individual.

When he finished my joke, I ducked him by asking where he got the joke from.

by DuckingIsnojoke August 11, 2017

Dock Duck

A female or male that hangs around on docks in Marinas. Says they're not a Whore, but will blow anybody for a ride on a fast boat, houseboat, fishing boat or a pontoon boat. Found wearing short shorts and bikini tops/tank tops, with dock shoes or barefoot. Play any kind of music, and watch the Dock Ducks waddle over squawking for a "ride".

That Dock Duck left on a speedboat and came back on a houseboat ! "Everytime!"

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021