ninja

a bad sexually transmitted disase.

I found out that whore I fucked had the ninja.

by itchybum7 July 8, 2011

Turkish ninja

when a friend or roommate of yours takes something away from you because he has no culture or history of his own whatsoever and when you ask him to give it back he claims there was no genocide and that his tribe is very civilized and has rich history

- Heya, Ahmed, could I have my paddle board back?
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd

by Равим September 12, 2021

Rockin it ninja

When a person is wearing all black and they look good and not creepy.

Whoa that guy is rockin it ninja and he looks sick!!

by urbancoolguy February 22, 2011

hand ninja

a person skilled in the art of sexual-pleasure, usually Asian.

that Japanese girl gives great massages! she's one hell of a hand ninja

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 4, 2017

Ninja

Ninja is a non-insulting way to refer to a black person. Replacing the obvious racist noun used to refer to black people

Yo, thats my ninja over there!

by FrankieDillinger September 16, 2009

Ninja

an asian that defies logic and is greater than God herself.

Wow, that ninja knows all!

by Smokebombfanatic October 15, 2010

Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.

John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!

by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012