Sam lawruso

Cobra Kai girl ahhahaah

Hey look it’s a girl named Sam Lawruso

by anonymous June 5, 2024

Sam Burch

Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.

Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.

If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.

Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.

This is Sam Burch

Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?

Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...

by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023

Sam

Sam is the most amazing guy on the planet, he's super sweet and cheesy but not too cheesy and he give the most amazing hugs ever!

I met a Sam and he's so great

by Urbanboiiiiiii May 14, 2020

Sams

Exactly the same as the phrase "same", but ✨cooler✨

"Bro I hate capitalism"
"Sams."

by Pseudonym229 January 24, 2021

sam russell

A posh southerner that stinks

Ew it’s a Sam russell

by Sam Russell August 5, 2020

Sam

Harry Potter Addict and is ugly AF He gets rejected a lot

Sams fugly

by Dick Hindu August 13, 2018

Sam Hung

A hardworking man in high school, and has a fucking height that makes William jealous.

William: Hey Sam!
Sam Hung: Where?

William: Down here......
Sam: Oh, sorry. You are too short. I didn’t see you at the first time.

by Mr.Slug March 24, 2021